Colin Quinn Jokes
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Colin Quinn: Lazy Americans
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People call us lazy, that's
what gets to me. We're not lazy, folks. We've only been in this country for 300 years. We built nuclear weapons plants, malls, factories. We're not lazy -- we're done.
Greg Giraldo - Illegal Alien Investment Banker
When was the last time someone lost a job to an illegal alien?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 1,574
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 852
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,755
Gary Valentine - Riverdance
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,050
Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans
Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,326
Greg Giraldo - Homeless Guy
What kind of work can a guy who lives in the garbage get?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 11,747
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,230
Drew Fraser - Doo-Doo
Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 353
Torian Hughes - Black in America
White people tell Torian he doesn't act like most black people.
Tags: Torian Hughes (3), ethnic (814), TV (543)
Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 319
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 832
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