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Louis C.K.: On the Wrong Subway
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The worst thing is you can't really react. I'm on a rocket to the Bronx. I can't go, 'Oh my God, somebody help me! I don't belong on this train. That's not my area up there.' You can't do that... When you get there you gotta get out like, 'I'm home, yeah. Good to be back on Six-Trillionth Street.'
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Posted: 09/02/01

Louis C.K. - New York City Subway

Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.

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Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,836

Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments

Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.

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Posted: 09/02/01
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Happy Hour Survival Guide - Louis C.K.: Talking to Strangers

Louis C.K likes to talk to strangers but not about boring things.

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Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 6,706

Louis C.K. - Underwear of Choice

Louis' crotch is a bummer.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 47,847

Louis C.K. - Getting Fired

Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.

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Posted: 09/02/01
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Kirk Fox - House

Kirk lives next door to Brangelina.

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John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase

He's not a man.

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Posted: 04/03/09
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Louis C.K. - People are Afraid

Louis C.K. thinks white people are too afraid of Harlem.

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Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 7,990

Louis C.K. - Stupid People

Louis C.K compares stupid and crazy people.

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Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 4,814

Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon

No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 12,718

 
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