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Johnny Sanchez: New York vs. L.A.
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I love it out here, 'cause you guys have personality. There's a lot of character; there's energy out here. I live in L.A., and you can't even say 'Hi' to people in L.A. -- people can't handle that. Here, it's cool, you can say whatever you want. In L.A., you say something, 'Hey man, how you doing?' 'Wha? Huh, what's -- I don't know, man, he just said "Hi." He freaked me out or something man -- said "Hi" for no reason.'
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Posted: 08/31/00

Johnny Sanchez - Rap

Can I get a 'whoop whoop'?

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Posted: 08/31/00
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Johnny Sanchez - Older Black Men

Older black men never age.

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Posted: 08/31/00
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Johnny Sanchez - Childhood

Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.

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Posted: 08/31/00
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Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,388

Johnny Sanchez - All-American

Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,834

Johnny Sanchez - The Walk

African-Americans wouldn't survive two seconds in Africa.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,528

Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal

The new bumper cars suck.

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Posted: 05/11/04
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Johnny Sanchez - Energy

Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,058

Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish

Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,639

Johnny Sanchez - Height Prejudice

It's tough being short.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,388

 
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