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Joey Kola: New York City Trees
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You give me a tree that can live off glass, cigarette butts and pebbles -- that's a real tree. No this 'I need sunshine' crap, no way. Our trees come up -- the branches are in the shape of middle fingers.
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Posted: 07/10/03

Joey Kola - A Fart is...

A fart is comedy from God.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 905

Joey Kola - Scary Laughing

When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 989

Joey Kola - Computers

You can kiss Joey's e-ass.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 522

Joey Kola - Life is Short

If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 383

Joey Kola - Fathers

Fathers in the new millennium are not allowed to get mad.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 330

Joey Kola - Nothing Out There

There's nothing to see in space.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 490

Joey Kola - North vs. South

Evolution passed over Kentucky.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 622

Joey Kola - Men, Women and Elephants

Men only want four things out of life.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 1,158

Joey Kola - God's Comedy

Fart jokes are comedy from god.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 2,159

John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase

He's not a man.

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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,750

 
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