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Even though I was a
self-defense instructor in college, I still get really scared sometimes. The other night, I don't know what happened, but somehow, I managed to get my head stuck in the security bars outside of my bedroom window. I was trying to see if somebody could break in. Very, very early the next morning, I determined that they could not.
Heather Lawless - Blue Ribbon
Heather Lawless knows she's a winner.
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Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 691
Heather Lawless - Supplements
Heather takes hair and skin supplements.
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Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 490
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,379
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,702
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
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Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,180
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
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Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,832
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,920
Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
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Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,950
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 6,586
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