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Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Coffee Shop
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New York is a funny
place. I was at the coffee shop last week, and I'm paying the cashier for my cup of coffee, and the other girl got sprayed by the espresso machine with the hot milk. And her shirt was burning her, and so she just ripped it off. But she forgot she has no bra on, and so she just ran in the back. And the cashier looks at me and goes, 'That'll be an extra two bucks.'
Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.
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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,191
Greg Fitzsimmons - Tryst in the Woods
Greg determines he is not gay.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 145
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Greg Fitzsimmons - Las Vegas
If craps were invented today, it would have a much harsher name.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 201
Greg Fitzsimmons - Clone Fat People
We shouldn't clone everybody.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 365
Greg Fitzsimmons - Living in New York
Odd things can happen at the coffee shop.
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Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 330
Greg Fitzsimmons - Angry Letter
Greg Fitzsimmons gets a complaint.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 589
Greg Fitzsimmons - Fatherly Advice
Always wear a condom.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 1,087
Greg Fitzsimmons - Long Term Relationships
Keep your relationship exciting.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 829
Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out
When you're underage, drinking is fun.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 278
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