Cindy Eaton Jokes
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Cindy Eaton: Ladies' Cigarettes
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You know what cigarettes crack
me up? The ones they market specifically towards women, like Virginia Slims: long, slim, pretty cigarettes with flowers around the end. Strong enough to kill a man, but made to kill a woman.
Cindy Eaton - In That Way
You may have to remind some friends of the opposite sex that you don't want to see them naked.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,128
Cindy Eaton - Girls and Boys
Tomboys would like training bras more if they had wheels.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,078
Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste
Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.
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Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 25,896
Ardal O'Hanlon - Being Sick
In the old days, people didn't complain about how they felt.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 3,693
David Huntsberger - Hermaphrodites
Hermaphrodites are everywhere.
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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 1,734
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 8,244
Rick Corso - Diner
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 890
Tig Notaro - Up Your Ass
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
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Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 7,075
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,391
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 2,008
