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Cindy Eaton: Ladies' Cigarettes
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You know what cigarettes crack
me up? The ones they market specifically towards women, like Virginia Slims: long, slim, pretty cigarettes with flowers around the end. Strong enough to kill a man, but made to kill a woman.
Cindy Eaton - In That Way
You may have to remind some friends of the opposite sex that you don't want to see them naked.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 540
Cindy Eaton - Girls and Boys
Tomboys would like training bras more if they had wheels.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 243
Rick Corso - Diner
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 537
David Huntsberger - Hermaphrodites
Hermaphrodites are everywhere.
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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 613
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,851
Ardal O'Hanlon - Being Sick
In the old days, people didn't complain about how they felt.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,367
Jordan Brady - Drugs
Hugs are better than drugs.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 380
Margaret Smith - Ma'amogram
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 725
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 778
Chelsea Handler - Happy Couples
Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,107
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