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I've seen this at the Big N' Tall store, a pair of pants in a size 50w/30l. Friend, when your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, I think there's a need for redirection in your diet program.
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Posted: 12/17/00

Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store

When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.

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