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If you don't know about the Big N' Tall store, that's where you thin bastards send us folks to shop. We don't get any cool brand names; you little, thin people hogged those. You get the Gaps and the Polos and the Fubu. We don't get no Fubu; we get bizarre, fat people brand names, like Knights of the Round Table.
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Posted: 12/17/00

Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store

When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.

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