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If you don't know about the Big N' Tall store, that's where you thin bastards send us folks to shop. We don't get any cool brand names; you little, thin people hogged those. You get the Gaps and the Polos and the Fubu. We don't get no Fubu; we get bizarre, fat people brand names, like Knights of the Round Table.
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Posted: 12/17/00

Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store

When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.

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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 678

Robert Kelly - Being Fat

Buying clothes sucks when you're fat.

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In New York, the customer is always wrong.

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Judy Gold was a band nerd in high school.

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Chuck's brother thinks he's in a gang -- in New Hampshire.

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Steve only goes to Wal-Mart when he's feeling depressed.

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Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.

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Bathing suits are the worst to try on.

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Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.

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Carrie and her friends had a hyper garage sale.

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