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Christopher Titus Jokes
Christopher Titus: Impending Armageddon
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Filed Under: religion (552),  death (212),  Christopher Titus (26)
Posted: 03/17/07

Christopher Titus - Fatherly Advice

Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."

Tags: Christopher Titus (23), kids (831), family (647)

Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 10,322

Christopher Titus - Sergeant Pepper

When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.

Tags: Christopher Titus (23), TV (469), work/office (459)

Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 12,439

Christopher Titus - Terry Schiavo

The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.

Tags: Christopher Titus (23), health (657), family (647)

Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 5,811

Christopher Titus - Pedophilic Priests

The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.

Tags: Christopher Titus (23), imitations (847), religion (404)

Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 12,874

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), religion (404), death (314)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 4,677

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), religion (404), death (314)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 2,216

Jack Coen - Surprising

Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), men/women (1155), religion (404)

Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 745

Arnez J - Getting Into Heaven

Arnez J is ready to get into heaven by any means necessary.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), stereotypes (440)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 10,042

Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse

George W. Bush wants to be the last president.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), religion (404), death (314)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 15,743

Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole

All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.

Tags: Paul Provenza (16), sex (1202), religion (404)

Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 924