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Christian Finnegan: Gym Membership
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I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time's gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax.
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Filed Under: health (812),  money (485),  weight/obesity (384)
Posted: 03/10/05

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Tags: Christian Finnegan (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)

Posted: 03/10/05
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John McDowell - Physical

John's chin is a kickstand of love.

Tags: John McDowell (2), sex (1202), health (657)

Posted: 02/24/92
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Anita Wise - Health

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There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 05/27/04
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Posted: 11/20/03
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Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped

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People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.

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Posted: 10/07/01
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Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food

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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 5,264

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,002