Christian Finnegan Jokes
|
Christian Finnegan: Car Alarm
|
Get another Christian Finnegan Joke » |
If I ever have a
car alarm, if I ever have a car, it's just gonna be a big speaker on the back of my car, and whenever anybody tries to break in, it's just gonna go, 'Attention: free bags of weed! Come get your free bags of weed!' Because then, people are gonna come running -- maybe not the kind of people who can help a whole lot, but people, nonetheless.
Christian Finnegan - Car Alarms
The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 5,556
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 217
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 909
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,403
Chris Case - Stop Drunk Driving
Marijuana is the answer to ending drunk driving.
Tags: Chris Case (3), family (667), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 358
Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 251
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,042
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 858
Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting
Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,172
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,292
Looking for something else?
