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I've been a dad for
awhile. I've noticed that certain things don't change about a child, no matter what stage of development they're in. When they're really small, just learning how to walk, you always have to tell them the same thing over and over again: 'Watch out. Don't touch that. Don't put that in your mouth.' Now my daughter is almost a teenager. Are we all on the same page on that? Because I really don't want to have to draw a diagram for that one.
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 4,215
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,645
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 3,665
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,507
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,296
Kevin Hart - Almost Lost You Today
Kevin Hart doesn't know how to stop drowning.
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Posted: 08/17/11
Views: 104,281
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
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Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 29,348
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
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Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,476
Kyle Kinane - Accident Babies
Kyle is an accident adult as far as his parents are concerned.
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Posted: 02/25/11
Views: 5,536
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 9,784
