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Chris Zito: Remember Your Proposal?
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People always ask me that really romantic question: 'Do you remember the precise moment you proposed to your wife?' 'Oh yeah, right after I got the test results.'
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Posted: 05/17/93

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Bob misses the South.

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