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Chris Zito: Harassing Burger King Employees
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I stop at a Burger
King. I wasn't hungry; I just go in to harass the employees. I go and I address them by their first name. This confuses the hell out of them because they have forgotten they're wearing a name tag.
Chris Zito - ThighMaster
Chris is the thigh master.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), food (804), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 472
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024
Louis C.K. - Getting Fired
Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 2,928
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641
Brian Kiley - Just Not Paying Attention
Brian Kiley's slow thinking delays his entry into a wax museum.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 386
Kevin Rooney - Las Vegas
How bad could performing at a Vegas review be?
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 128
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671
Dat Phan - Broke
Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,865
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 855
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 1,453
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