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When you die at 72,
no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, its natural causes. Cause if you was younger, you'd got out of the way.
Chris Rock - John McCain Is Old
When you die at the age of 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), aging (330)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 29,129
Richard Carter - The Golden Years Are a Crock
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), family (647), driving (336)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,568
Chris Rock - Crazy Time
George W. Bush f**ked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), aging (330)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 97,769
Chris Rock - Tracker
While on an African safari, Chris was followed by white people with cameras.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 48,397
Chris Rock - Gas Is Expensive
Ladies, if a man fills up your car's tank with gasoline, you have to f**k him.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 39,883
Joey Kola - No Exercise
Exercise is overrated.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 4,185
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 40,768
Bob Shaw - Middle Age
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,530
Jo Koy - Going to Be a Clown
Jo Koy's grandmother was the one person who believed in his comedy.
Tags: Jo Koy (49), health (657), family (647)
Posted: 04/01/12
Views: 5,058
Pete Holmes - Really?
There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 28,981
