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The penis needs to have
an ad campaign. Like, 'It's what's for dinner.' Or 'Have it your way.' Or 'Is it in you?'
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1269), dating (649)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,366
Chris Porter - Showering
There's rocks in that sh*t!
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 9,057
Chris Porter - Honking in Traffic
Chris rarely gets pissed off in traffic.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), driving (295)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 34,077
Chris Porter - Liver Limits
Chris remembers a date when he tested his liver limits.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 10,683
Chris Porter - Controlled Substances
It isn't easy to drink without smoking cigarettes.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), drugs (630), alcohol (489)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 6,093
Chris Porter - Condoms
Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1269), death (315)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 5,871
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,559
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,740
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,127
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,018
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