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It's hard to drink and
not smoke -- it is. If you don't know what it's like, it's like trying to poop and not pee. It's hard.
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (30), poop & pee (153), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 47,195
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 11,356
Chris Porter - Liver Limits
Chris remembers a date when he tested his liver limits.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 24,470
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,701
Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal
Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 4,362
Shane Mauss - Drunk vs. Wasted
Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.
Tags: Shane Mauss (23), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 5,008
Owen Benjamin - Public Restrooms for Guys
Men don't compliment each other in the bathroom.
Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,215
Nate Bargatze - Marriage Is Like a Mosh Pit
Nate Bargatze has been married for four years now and it's getting pretty serious.
Tags: Nate Bargatze (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), marriage (547)
Posted: 01/31/11
Views: 4,416
