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It makes me wonder whether
or not there are some old school pedophiles who don't have computers, and they sit around and tell the new pedophiles how easy they got it. 'You know, when I was a young man, there was no Internet. You wanted to meet an eighth grade boy, you put on a clown suit and tracked them down at birthday parties. You couldn't e-mail them like today, you lazy bastards. And if you wanted to see a picture of a man having sex with a squirrel, well let me just tell you something -- you couldn't just download it, you had to take the picture yourself.'
Chris McGuire - New Technology
The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.
Tags: Chris McGuire (1), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 362
Judah Friedlander - Horror
Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (8), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 39,132
Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex
Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 1,723
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1202), work/office (459)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,710
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 48,917
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 67,037
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), sex (1202), music (485)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 43,785
Doug Benson - Delightful Surprise
Doug Benson makes an attempt at more relatable comedy.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,084
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 14,140
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,960
