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It makes me wonder whether
or not there are some old school pedophiles who don't have computers, and they sit around and tell the new pedophiles how easy they got it. 'You know, when I was a young man, there was no Internet. You wanted to meet an eighth grade boy, you put on a clown suit and tracked them down at birthday parties. You couldn't e-mail them like today, you lazy bastards. And if you wanted to see a picture of a man having sex with a squirrel, well let me just tell you something -- you couldn't just download it, you had to take the picture yourself.'
Chris McGuire - New Technology
The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.
Tags: Chris McGuire (1), sex (1283), imitations (772)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 131
Judah Friedlander - Horror
Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 26,454
Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex
Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 668
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1283), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 687
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,666
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,602
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 13,968
Hugh Fink - Chinese Food
Hugh Fink always seems to get the sarcastic Chinese waiter.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,224
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,255
Sebastian Maniscalco - Text Messaging
There are rules to text messaging.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 2,975
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