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Chris McGuire: E-Mails From Mom
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I get nine e-mails a week from my mom. If it doesn't have 'I have cancer' in the subject line, I delete it.
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Posted: 11/27/03

Chris McGuire - New Technology

The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.

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Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 131

Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones

Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375

Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke

Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.

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Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,042

Kyle Dunnigan - Phone Messages

Kyle got nervous when he called his own answering machine.

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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 5,468

Elvira Kurt - Technology

When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 981

Sue Murphy - Tan

Sue Murphy tans for too long.

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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,084

Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755

Jackie Flynn - Tinkling

Kind of hard to be cool with your friends once you were tinkling.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 160

Michelle Biloon - Ear Infection

Michelle IMs with her mom.

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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 204

Tim Young - Caller ID

Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,707

 
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