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Chris Mata: Closing Time at the Gym
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I was at the gym
a couple of weeks ago, and I was on the exercise bike, and it was close to closing time. And this heavyset lady came and sat on the bike right next to me, and she goes, 'I'm here to lose weight.' And I was like, 'Well, you waited 'til the last possible minute, didn't you?'
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,946
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,454
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 422
Rudy Rush - The Gym
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,566
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
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Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 321
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,662
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Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,734
Tracy Smith - Healthy Body
Tracy hates dieting and exercise, but she really likes her doctor.
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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,015
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