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Chris Hobbs: Grandma Calls
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My grandma always says that
she never gets any phone calls. So, for her birthday, I put one of those 'How's my driving?' bumper stickers on her car. The phone's pretty much ringing off the hook now.
Chris Hobbs - Grandmother
Chris' grandmother doesn't understand instant replay.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), imitations (847), family (647)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,018
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), family (647), driving (336)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 5,071
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,032
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (847), family (647)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 9,852
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (647), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,555
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,730
Paul Nardizzi - Minivan
It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 4,497
Chris Rock - Tracker
While on an African safari, Chris was followed by white people with cameras.
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Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 48,397
Jon Dore - Closest to Home
Orphans have more time to practice driving because they're not being loved by anyone.
Tags: Jon Dore (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 03/19/10
Views: 15,946
Vanity Plates
Jamie Kaler's first car had his mom's name on the front and back plates.
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Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
