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Chris Hobbs: Grandma Calls
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My grandma always says that she never gets any phone calls. So, for her birthday, I put one of those 'How's my driving?' bumper stickers on her car. The phone's pretty much ringing off the hook now.
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Posted: 05/20/93

Chris Hobbs - Grandmother

Chris' grandmother doesn't understand instant replay.

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