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I'm always afraid I'm going
to get in trouble. I've been like that forever. I remember being 16, trying to get into an R-rated movie. My heart would just be freaking out. Then, I turned 20, and I was trying to buy beer. It was like the same thing. What's gonna happen when I'm only 54, and I'm at the IHOP, and I'm trying to get that senior citizen's discount?
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 298
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,520
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 216
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653
Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age
Young guys can go chasing women every night.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 431
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381
Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,625
Johnny Sanchez - Childhood
Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 880
Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 9,575
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,239
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