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A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
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Posted: 06/01/04

Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing

The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.

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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 651

Sebastian - Text Message Fighting

There are rules when it comes to text messaging.

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Posted: 04/08/09
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Jessi Klein - Co-Workers

A co-worker told Jessi that she looks like Anne Frank.

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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 1,056

Brian Regan - Get Your Eyes Checked

Eye examinations are very intimidating

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Posted: 09/07/00
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Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends

Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.

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Posted: 07/21/05
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Chris Hardwick - Bowling

Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.

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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 749

Chris Hardwick - Massage

Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.

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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 583

Bryan Callen - Hair

They're going to be able to clone hair in less than 10 years.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,591

Russ Meneve - Dating

Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?

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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,028

Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

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Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,666

 
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