Chris Hardwick Jokes
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Chris Hardwick: Retarded Penis
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I realized my penis is
like a retarded little brother. It means well, but ultimately it's driven by curiosity and the need to be hugged.
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,041
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 813
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), aging (274), fashion (181)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 301
Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing
The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), technology (179), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 808
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,118
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,195
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,385
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,349
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 4,227
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