Chris Hardwick Jokes
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Chris Hardwick: Retarded Penis
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I realized my penis is
like a retarded little brother. It means well, but ultimately it's driven by curiosity and the need to be hugged.
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 3,011
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,476
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (330), fashion (239)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,879
Chris Hardwick - 'Merica
Chris Hardwick is from Tennessee, also known as 'Merica.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 4,626
Chris Hardwick - Tweet-Off
Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), health (657), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 6,424
Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing
The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), technology (229), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,852
My Car the Bus
Morgan Murphy's first car was not a bus, it was the bus.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 9,190
Charlie Murphy - Too Far
The male ego is the reason an old man will challenge a young man to a fist fight.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 13,791
Jim Norton - The Tiger Woods Story
Jim can relate to a naked man in the fetal position mumbling, "Why didn't she keep her mouth shut?"
Tags: Jim Norton (13), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/01/10
Views: 2,792
