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Chris Hardwick: Impressing Your Date
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She goes, 'You just took me bowling to impress me.' 'Well, yes. Another strike for me. Are you ready for my seed yet, or should I move on to juggling?'
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Posted: 11/29/01

Chris Hardwick - Bowling

Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.

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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 749

Chris Porter - Being Single

Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,552

Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex

There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.

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Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,721

John Mooney - Mooney Charm

John Mooney has a special way with the ladies.

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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,011

Stephen Rannazzisi - Four Hour Contract

Stephen Rannazzisi takes Viagra.

Tags: Stephen Rannazzisi (3), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,454

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.

Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 4,364

Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl

Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 5,041

Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing

The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.

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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 651

Marc Maron - Jealousy

Marc cured his jealousy with mathematics.

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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,504

Richard Trask - Sex and Dating

There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 577

 
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