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We've been trying to solve this drunk driving problem for years, and there's an obvious solution: legalize marijuana. I just think it's safer than alcohol. I'd rather be stoned driving a car than drunk 'cause when you're stoned, you think every car's a cop.
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Posted: 05/26/93

Chris Case - Stop Drunk Driving

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