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Chris Case: Didn't Vote
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Hey folks, I'll admit it -- I didn't vote. I didn't like any of those bastards enough to risk jury duty.
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Posted: 05/26/93

Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman

Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,363

Chris Case - Not Shaving

Women can be liberal, but it's still gross when they don't shave their armpits.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 446

Chris Case - Stop Drunk Driving

Marijuana is the answer to ending drunk driving.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 352

Lewis Black - Homeland Security

Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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Lewis Black - Axis of Evil

North Koreans are so evil they have no color.

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Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

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Brian Regan - Reading the News

Brian reads goodly.

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Daniel Tosh - Hot For Teacher

Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.

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Al Jackson - Barack Obama

Who's saying Obama isn't black enough?

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Posted: 12/03/08
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