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I found out that my girlfriend is adopted. I found out in a weird way. Last night, we're in bed, and I'm like, 'Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?' And she goes, 'I don't know.' I'm like, 'What?' She's like, 'Yeah, there's an agency looking for him, and they don't have any clues.'
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Posted: 01/08/04

Chip Pope - Adoption

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