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Chelsea Peretti Jokes
Chelsea Peretti: Ugly Chelsea
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Just when I start to feel pretty and feel good about myself, someone always brings me right back down to Earth. My friend's mom was like, 'Chelsea,' she was so excited, 'I saw an ugly Chelsea on the street the other day.' I'm like, 'Basically what that translates to, is that you saw an ugly person and you thought of me.' Thanks.
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See Chelsea Peretti Tell It » Chelsea Peretti - Weird Attractiveness Level Just when Chelsea starts to feel good about herself, someone brings her back down.
Filed Under: lookin' good (555),  Chelsea Peretti (10)
Posted: 01/30/11

Chelsea Peretti - Weird Attractiveness Level

Just when Chelsea starts to feel good about herself, someone brings her back down.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 27,861

Chelsea Peretti - Great Town

There was a string of time where the only guys attracted to Chelsea were from Philadelphia.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)

Posted: 01/30/11
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Chelsea Peretti - Terrible Taste in Men

Chelsea Peretti doesn't make jokes during sex because she doesn't want to get killed.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 15,530

Chelsea Peretti - Spending Time With Mom

Putting the moves on your mom can be really awkward.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), sex (1202), dating (786)

Posted: 06/01/04
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Chelsea Peretti - I Don't Even Notice It

Chelsea Peretti feels like three-legged dog owners are looking down on her love for dog cuteness.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 11,822

Chelsea Peretti - Jazz It Up

Chelsea Peretti is a lady and will show gratitude at the appropriate time during sex.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 11,548

Chelsea Peretti - Scientific Questions

When Chelsea Peretti has a lot of money she will arrange to be in a room full of puppies.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)

Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 7,128

Chelsea Peretti - Live in Fear

Chelsea Peretti has figured out a safe way to accept open drinks from creepy guys.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 10,315

Exclusive - Chelsea Peretti - Weird Foreign Exchange Program

Chelsea Peretti's father is on his third wife.

Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 16,048

Uncensored - Giraldo Tribute - Member of the Family

Greg Giraldo was the guy Comedy Central went to when it needed someone it could count on.

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Posted: 03/18/11
Views: 6,541