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My question is -- after
you've been arrested three or four times, who calls up their friends and goes, 'Hey! Let's get an eight-ball, let's get a bag of weed, let's get a gun, let's get a six-pack and -- f**k it -- I'll drive!'
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,948
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (307), driving (295)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,699
Chelsea Handler - Whole Lesbian Scene
Chelsea's father doesn't want people to think she's a lesbian.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 8,893
Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair
There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Premium Blend (750), movies (549)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 548
Keith Robinson - "COPS"
If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), ethnic (813), TV (536)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 138
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), drugs (630), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 145
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,093
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (4), men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 735
Greer Barnes - Marijuana
Alcohol makes you more violent than marijuana.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (770), drugs (630)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 5,441
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,250
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