Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Chelsea doubts the realism of romantic comedies.
Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.
Chelsea expects her married friends to buy her gifts because she's single.
Chelsea met her first midget in Mexico.
Chelsea's favorite celebrity is Robert Downey Jr.
AA is for quitters.
Chelsea drinks so other people are more fun.
Chelsea's father doesn't want people to think she's a lesbian.
All you need is one good vibrator.
