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Charlie Murphy Jokes
Charlie Murphy: 6.5 Billion People on the Planet
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To put that number in perspective, 6.5 billion people is so many people that anything that's humanely imaginable, as you imagine it, somewhere on the planet, there is a motherf**ker doing it.
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