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Charles Van Deventer: My Dog, Bill Clinton
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I have a dog, you
know? And I couldn't even figure out what to name him, so I named him Bill Clinton. That way I could just blame him for stuff, you know? 'Who knocked over the garbage?' 'Bill Clinton.' 'Who chewed up my work?' 'Oh, Bill Clinton.' 'Who soiled this perfectly good dress?' 'Bill Clinton.'
Charles Van Deventer - Bill Clinton
Charles named his dog Bill Clinton.
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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 336
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 426
Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 610
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
Will Durst - Political Correctness
He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 244
David Feldman - JFK vs. Elvis
David compares the deaths of JFK and Elvis.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
Rick Cleveland - Beach
Bill Clinton plays with Rick's dog on the beach.
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Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0
Rick Cleveland - Second Date
Bill Clinton asks Rick and his wife on a double date.
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Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0
Rick Cleveland - Busted
Hillary Clinton has a serious talk with Rick.
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Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
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Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 889
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