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Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes
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I have to explain to
this guy that Jack Daniel's has an apostrophe in it, and one guy honestly said, 'You mean he followed Jesus?' 'Yeah, sir, he was one of the 12 apostrophes.' Like an apostrophe would ever follow Jesus! They have to give up all their earthly possessions, and HELLO -- their main job is to show ownership.
Chad Daniels - Wife's Friends
Chad Daniels makes his wife's Ph.D. friends look like dummies.
Tags: Chad Daniels (2), marriage (575), observational (326)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,155
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,134
Doc Barham - Media
Media is like computers: garbage in, garbage out.
Tags: Doc Barham (2), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 277
Freddy Soto - The Good Book
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,252
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653
George Willborn - Growing Up
George Willborn grew up poor and happy.
Tags: George Willborn (1), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,335
Chad Daniels - Social Security Solution
Chad Daniels has come up with a solution to the social security problem.
Tags: Chad Daniels (2), crime (412), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,675
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), education (240)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,634
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (630), education (240)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,147
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), education (240)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,241
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