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I can't wait until they could put wings on humans. Because when they could put wings on humans, they could put wings on pigs, and when they could put wings on pigs, lots of pretty girls from college owe me sex.
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Posted: 07/27/06

D.L. Hughley - University Study

Fellatio may significantly decrease the rate of breast cancer in women.

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Having a young girlfriend sucks.

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Why 69 when you can 96?

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