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When my last girlfriend wanted
to get a little serious, I had to use the old wild stallion technique to get her back in. I said, 'Baby, I'm like a wild stallion. You try to put a saddle on a wild stallion, he'll run and he'll run and run some more. But if you let a wild stallion run free, hey may come back to the barn.' Yeah, she didn't buy it either.
Cash Levy - Getting Shot in the Stomach
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 154
Cash Levy - Tall People
Tall people are like the SUVs of humanity.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 524
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,462
Tom Rhodes - Bad Relationships
A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 818
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,096
David Alan Grier - Older Women
Older women are like old couches.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,985
Josh Sneed - Dumb Girlfriend
Josh's ex-girlfriend was not smart.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 3,084
Richard Lewis - Relationship Trouble
Richard has heard that he's great in bed.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 192
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 593
Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty
Women won't tolerate male honesty.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,323
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