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Lions sleep 85% of their
day, have sex up to 55 times a day. That's what we should be shooting for. I would love to get that much sleep.
Cash Levy - Tall People
Tall people are like the SUVs of humanity.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 524
Cash Levy - Getting Shot in the Stomach
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 154
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,247
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,067
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,679
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,853
Scott LaRose - T. Rex
It's no wonder the T. Rex was angry.
Tags: Scott LaRose (11), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 02/04/96
Views: 492
Pinataland - I Don't Care
Love can reproduce asexually.
Tags: Pinataland (1), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 183
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 4,065
Harland Williams - Parent Sex
Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 772
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