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Cash Levy: Closure
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My ex-girlfriend called. She's getting
married; she called to tell me. Yeah, she called. She wanted closure. I said, 'What part of us not talking the last year seemed open to you?'
Cash Levy - Getting Shot in the Stomach
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 154
Bert Kreischer - Twelve Words
Twelve words that work every time.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/08/09
Views: 16,640
Greg Warren - Looking Married
Greg's gonna make up stuff about his life, so his married friends feel better.
Tags: Greg Warren (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 4,072
Marc Maron - Jealousy
Marc cured his jealousy with mathematics.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,504
Gene Pompa - Like You Said Something Else
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 964
Dan Sally - Marriage Proposal
When Dan Sally wanted to propose, a bat flew into his living room.
Tags: Dan Sally (2), animals (791), dating (656)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,216
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,395
Christopher Titus - Why We Stay
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/14/09
Views: 58,688
Kevin Nealon - Miss Always Right
Kevin Nealon discusses marriage.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,108
Kevin Meaney - Snoring
Kevin Meaney's wife hates it when he snores.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 943
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