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Cash Levy Jokes
Cash Levy: Closure
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My ex-girlfriend called. She's getting married; she called to tell me. Yeah, she called. She wanted closure. I said, 'What part of us not talking the last year seemed open to you?'
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Posted: 01/22/04

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