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The thing that I hate
about tall people is that they just assume that the rest of us want to be tall. That's not true. That's just like people with hair just assume that everyone without hair wants to have hair. That is true.
Cash Levy - Tall People
Tall people are like the SUVs of humanity.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 524
Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age
Becky is not impressed with the young.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 914
Wendy Liebman - Getting Older
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (976), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 731
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (976), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,323
Lois Bromfield - Old Hooker's Hair
Lois has old hooker's hair.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 795
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (369), aging (296)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 295
Cash Levy - Getting Shot in the Stomach
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 154
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 612
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,167
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,818
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