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Carrie Snow: Third Child
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My best friend just had her third child. She'll be sterilized by the state soon.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Carrie Snow - Kids

Carrie Snow can never have kids.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 201

Carrie Snow - Garage Sale

Carrie and her friends had a hyper garage sale.

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Earthquake - White Kids

White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.

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Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies

Patton details two annoying types of people.

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Cory Kahaney - Teenagers

These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.

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Bob Oschack - New Baby

Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.

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Posted: 03/18/04
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Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

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Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

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David Alan Grier - Babies

It's all about the babies.

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Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,005

 
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