It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants.
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Bill has been single too long to care.
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Marriage is for women.
Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.