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Oh my God, Kennedy Airport
-- what a mess -- all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80s.
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,670
Patton Oswalt - Metal-Mania
If you were a fan of 80s metal videos, you were, apparently, gay.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 3,963
Mark Pitta - Back in 1981
If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 333
Christian Finnegan - Tantric Abstinence
Christian wards off orgasm in the most awkward way possible.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 4,450
Alex Thomas - Cell Phones
Cell phones are so small these days.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), Premium Blend (750), sports (631)
Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 337
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 376
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,048
Loni Love - Medication
America loves to take pills.
Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,031
Eric Drysdale - Crazy Davis
Crazy Davis sings about the Rubik's Cube.
Tags: ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,716
Bob Saget - Full House
Memories of working on "Full House" with Tourette Syndrome and bad hair.
Tags: Bob Saget (8), TV (543), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 8,109
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