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At 18, I married a
vacuum cleaner salesman with a lazy eye. Our wedding song was 'Two Out of Three Ain't Bad' by Meatloaf.
Carmen Stockton - Lazy Eye
Carmen Stockton married a guy with a lazy eye.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 898
Carmen Stockton - Low Energy
Carmen Stockton got in trouble at work for having low energy.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 372
Mike Royce - Heavy Metal
There's nothing like a heavy metal ballad.
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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 143
A.J. Jamal - Freedom
If you're married, you're not free.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,210
Hugh Fink - The Stradivarius Blues
Hugh's got the blues and a violin.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 386
Wanda Sykes - Younger Men
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 6,850
Jen's Revenge - This Sucks
A song about the emotional rollercoaster that is heartbreak.
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Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 543
Louis C.K. - Greg Diatsu
Greg Diatsu does some high energy.
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Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 961
Eliz Wright - O.P.P.
Getting down with O.P.P. can lead to a lot of problems.
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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 133
Cory Kahaney - Catering
Bitter, divorced, single mothers should not manage wedding catering.
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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 570
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