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Carmen Stockton Jokes
Carmen Stockton: Being an Overweight Child
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It wasn't difficult for me to run. It was really difficult for me to stop suddenly, which is probably why not only once, not only twice, but 13 times, I ran through my parents' patio screen door.
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See Carmen Stockton Tell It » Carmen Stockton - Low Energy Carmen Stockton got in trouble at work for having low energy.
Filed Under: health (812),  sports (636),  weight/obesity (384)
Posted: 04/07/05

Carmen Stockton - Low Energy

Carmen Stockton got in trouble at work for having low energy.

Tags: Carmen Stockton (2), Premium Blend (748), growing up (512)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 727

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), kids (831), health (657)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 33,520

Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store

When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.

Tags: Chuck Roy (2), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 2,337

Kevin Brennan - Obesity

How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,263

Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up

Tammy dresses up her man.

Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 5,652

Tom Papa - Tommy Salami

Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.

Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 16,871

Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty

Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,391

Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice

The older you are, the worse your advice.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,064

Brian Kiley - Kids

When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.

Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,060

Carmen Stockton - Lazy Eye

Carmen Stockton married a guy with a lazy eye.

Tags: Carmen Stockton (2), Premium Blend (748), marriage (547)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,252