Carmen Stockton Jokes
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It wasn't difficult for me
to run. It was really difficult for me to stop suddenly, which is probably why not only once, not only twice, but 13 times, I ran through my parents' patio screen door.
Carmen Stockton - Low Energy
Carmen Stockton got in trouble at work for having low energy.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 372
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 4,746
Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store
When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.
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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 678
Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up
Tammy dresses up her man.
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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 2,688
Kevin Brennan - Obesity
How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?
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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 517
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
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Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 13,036
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 386
Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice
The older you are, the worse your advice.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,893
Brian Kiley - Kids
When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.
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Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 712
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,048
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