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I didn't even know I
had scoliosis. My gym teacher caught it in the eighth grade. He started rubbing my back under my shirt. Yeah, I thought he liked me. What was I supposed to think when someone's telling you to bend over? I thought it was a sexual position. I was like, 'Oh my God, we're doing the scoliosis together. Am I still a virgin?'
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 436
Kevin Brennan - High School Reunion
Kevin isn't going to his high school reunion.
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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,255
Matt Goldich - Assemblies
Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336
Corey Holcomb - Rough Childhood
Corey gets put in special ed.
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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 3,070
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,781
Sandra Bernhard - Alien Abduction
Aliens are very into anal probes.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 104
Linda Hill - Differences
Love was much easier in grade school.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 290
Karen Anderson - Medical Attachments
Karen had glasses, braces, head gear and a back brace in high school.
Tags: Karen Anderson (2), health (976), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 527
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 298
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995
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