Carmen Lynch Jokes
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Carmen Lynch: Hard Sneeze
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Sometimes I sneeze so hard,
I get my period a week early.
Carmen Lynch - Being Tall
It's hard to date when you're tall.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 548
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 436
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,952
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,665
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,290
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,703
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,999
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,323
Gabriel Iglesias - Terminator
If you missed I'm Not Fat...I'm Fluffy, then watch it here. It's like the past, today!
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), health (976), movies (559)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 17,859
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