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Being tall, people always want
to know if you play basketball. I'm sorry, I never did. People always want to know that. No one ever asks a fat girl if she's in the opera.
Carmen Lynch - Being Tall
It's hard to date when you're tall.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 2,527
Exclusive - Michael Kosta - Comedy Bag Check
Michael Kosta reveals the contents of his comedy bag.
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Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 3,363
Orny Adams - Wine Country
Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.
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Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,603
Bob Marley - Water Slide
Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 6,702
John Pinette - Bungee Jumping
John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 13,915
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 2,042
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 4,189
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 4,852
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,759
Larry Amoros - Fat People
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,523
