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Carmen Lynch: Being Tall
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Being tall, people always want to know if you play basketball. I'm sorry, I never did. People always want to know that. No one ever asks a fat girl if she's in the opera.
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Posted: 12/09/04

Carmen Lynch - Being Tall

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