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Being tall, people always want
to know if you play basketball. I'm sorry, I never did. People always want to know that. No one ever asks a fat girl if she's in the opera.
Carmen Lynch - Being Tall
It's hard to date when you're tall.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 548
Bob Marley - Water Slide
Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,888
John Pinette - Bungee Jumping
John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 3,901
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,946
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 436
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,948
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,590
Larry Amoros - Fat People
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,286
Reggie McFadden - Big Girls
Small women don't hit you as much.
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Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,031
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
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Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 12,712
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