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Being tall, people always want to know if you play basketball. I'm sorry, I never did. People always want to know that. No one ever asks a fat girl if she's in the opera.
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Posted: 12/09/04

Carmen Lynch - Being Tall

It's hard to date when you're tall.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 548

Bob Marley - Water Slide

Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.

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Posted: 01/02/03
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John Pinette - Bungee Jumping

John is not a fan of bungee jumping.

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Posted: 06/01/04
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Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Posted: 11/17/05
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Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis

Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 436

Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

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Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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Reggie McFadden - Big Girls

Small women don't hit you as much.

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Tom Papa - Tommy Salami

Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.

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