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Carlos Oscar Jokes
Carlos Oscar: Las Vegas Pools
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My daughter -- true story -- she's turning six. I asked her, 'Where do you want to go for your birthday?' She said, 'I want to go to Las Vegas.' 'Las Vegas?!' Six years old, that makes sense, 'cause she likes the big hotels with the pools. She loves the pools, and I'm trying to discourage her. I go, 'No no no, we went when you were four. Remember what you did in the pool? You peed in the pool!' And she goes, 'Shh, Daddy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!'
Filed Under: kids (709),  family (388),  parenting (384)
Posted: 01/19/06

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

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Joey Kola - God's Comedy

Fart jokes are comedy from god.

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Patton Oswalt - Crazy Pool

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Todd Glass - Smoking Face

Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.

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Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins

Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.

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Hannibal Buress - Wasting Time

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Jay Larson - Intense Super Powers

Jay Larson would like flight like the Wright Brothers had.

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Natasha Leggero - Toilet Babies

Some people just aren't fit for having babies.

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Matt Fulchiron - High Maintenance

You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honies when you're fly.

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David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,275