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My daughter -- true story
-- she's turning six. I asked her, 'Where do you want to go for your birthday?' She said, 'I want to go to Las Vegas.' 'Las Vegas?!' Six years old, that makes sense, 'cause she likes the big hotels with the pools. She loves the pools, and I'm trying to discourage her. I go, 'No no no, we went when you were four. Remember what you did in the pool? You peed in the pool!' And she goes, 'Shh, Daddy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!'
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 635
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Eddie Sarfaty - Family Bungee Jump
Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 266
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
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Views: 2,154
Joey Kola - God's Comedy
Fart jokes are comedy from god.
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Views: 2,154
Todd Glass - Smoking Face
Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
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Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 496
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,014
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 652
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Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day.
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Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 9,145
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