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My daughter -- true story
-- she's turning six. I asked her, 'Where do you want to go for your birthday?' She said, 'I want to go to Las Vegas.' 'Las Vegas?!' Six years old, that makes sense, 'cause she likes the big hotels with the pools. She loves the pools, and I'm trying to discourage her. I go, 'No no no, we went when you were four. Remember what you did in the pool? You peed in the pool!' And she goes, 'Shh, Daddy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!'
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (3), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,971
Joey Kola - God's Comedy
Fart jokes are comedy from god.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 4,523
Patton Oswalt - Crazy Pool
Patton Oswalt doesn't know how smart he wants his daughter to be.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 1,264
Todd Glass - Smoking Face
Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
Tags: Todd Glass (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,597
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,773
Hannibal Buress - Wasting Time
Babies should be more practical and learn how to manage their time more effectively.
Tags: Hannibal Buress (16), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 12,896
Jay Larson - Intense Super Powers
Jay Larson would like flight like the Wright Brothers had.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 3,684
Natasha Leggero - Toilet Babies
Some people just aren't fit for having babies.
Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,695
Matt Fulchiron - High Maintenance
You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honies when you're fly.
Tags: Matt Fulchiron (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/26/11
Views: 3,996
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,275
