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Carlos Mencia: Women in the Workplace
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What do you come out on the news saying? 'We want to be treated like equals in the workplace.' No you don't. You want to be treated like a woman in the workplace, and you want to get paid like an equal. That's what you want. Because when men treat you like equals, what do you do? You send us to sensitivity training, bitch. That's what you do.
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Posted: 03/11/06

Carlos Mencia - Female Orgasms

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